The Seaturtle

Putting bendy straws up your nose to act as a snorkel so you don't have to come up for air when going down on a girl that's a solid 10.

"That girl is so fine, I'm going to have to give her the Seaturtle"

"Why do you have bendy straws by the bed?... You never heard of the Seaturtle baby?"

by TheOneTrueHero July 14, 2022

skyturtle

A nerdy child who is depressi spaghetti and always makes really bad jokes. She also spends 90% of her time inside watching youtube and eating, so shes about as pale as a ghost. Please send her love on her Tellonym: @skyislamee

Skyturtle, shes a nerd.

by Missoto Pane2000 August 22, 2018

seaturtle

to spread someone's ass cheeks and shove eggs into their rectum

If you drop the soap, someone may just seaturtle your ass.

by Brettsoftheworld March 13, 2015

Spiturtledonkey

A spinosaurus, turtle, and a donkey combined. It has a turtle shell, donkey head, legs, feet, and tail. It has a spinosaurus spine.

Friend 1: Look at that Spiturtledonkey!
Friend 2: What the fuck

by DillyBilly March 4, 2020

Spurtle

Another name for premature ejaculation, typically occurring from the friction of the penis brushing the inside of the women’s leg.

She won’t be calling me again, I spurtled all over her thigh

by Chief Maizholington January 27, 2023