Sputnik V

The name of the Russian vaccine that may or may not turn everyone communist

Person 1: OMG did you hear of the new Sputnik V vaccine created by Russia?
Person 2: Yeah I got it today its удивительный
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: Присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри
Person 1: OH NO! (Joins the motherland)

by Ethan.c713 February 3, 2021

sputnik

a trigger word used to shut down The Winter Soldier aka James Buchanan Barnes or Bucky Barnes

sam: buckys out of control what do i do?
zemo: just say sputnik

by ax3princ3ss April 7, 2021

Sputnik moment

The point at which circumstance reveals unambiguously the need to change.

After working late one night I returned home to find my family celebrating my first child's birthday with a party which I had completely forgotten about, and it was a Sputnik moment that made me realize the need to spend more time with my kids.

by m0llusk October 28, 2006

Sputnick

Is the act of the male placing his genitalia between the toilet seat and bowl and then having the seat slamed down.

Martin walked into the bathroom and decided to sputnick himself as a form of punishment for felching his girlfiends mother.

by Gio April 21, 2004

spudnick

An adjective to describe an idiot/ moron

Paul: “The earth is flat.”
Jake: “No it isn’t, spudnick.”

by Huehuepoopoo February 15, 2018

Sputnik

That skull in halo 2 that lets you launch anything into orbit with a single grenade

I used an explosive with the Sputnik skull on, and was launched into the sun, along with the few dinosaurs I was fighting

by Joofthejoof November 13, 2020

dirty sputnik

Spreading butter between ur significant others but cheeks and melting it with a blow torch

Hey Jon , did ur dad ever give ur the dirty Sputnik today ?

by Cheese fiend February 10, 2021