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funky spunky monkey 

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina
girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

Spunk monkey 

A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.
Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!
Spunk monkey by Jimlad September 10, 2003

Spunk Monkey 

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
Spunk Monkey by JamJam1 July 24, 2012

Spunk monkey 

A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.
Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey
Spunk monkey by Curtis shiters June 12, 2011

Skunky Monkey 

The title of a rap that the famous rapper, Emma, came up with.
Skunky Monkey Unky Funky Dunkey
Skunky Monkey by skunkeyfan November 28, 2016

spunk monkey 

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that spunk monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
spunk monkey by JamJam1 November 7, 2012