Spunkticle

The spunkticle is a tenticle you shove up your japs eye to refill your sperm

Me: yo Nathan do you have a spunkticle you can let me borrow because my sperm has been down lately

by yo i broke my dick December 2, 2019

Spunkticle

The spunkticle is a tenticle you shove up your japs eye to refill your sperm

Me: yo Nathan do you have a spunkticle you can let me borrow because my sperm has been down lately

by yo i broke my dick December 2, 2019

stankstick

When a man isn't circumcised and also doesn't have basic hygiene habits hos pens will produce a smegma (aka dick cheese) that has a particularly offensive smell

That fool tried to whip out his anteater and you know he don't wash right I was like boy get that stankstick tf away from me.

by Onefunnymunchkin January 22, 2022

Rishi spunksacking

The act of throwing smegma at your current prime minister. This act is usually done to try and prevent the rise of piss stained children in the north west.

Dave: wow aiden your such a hero for Rishi spunksacking this will keep our piss cleaning bill at an all time low
Aiden: (bouncing on trampoline) it’s ok Dave

by Not daniel wright November 5, 2024