spunkalaylay

When you really looking forward to eating something and someone slaps your hand and you drop it.

Ooh I can't wait to eat this Patty Pie.. Spunkalaylay and the pie falls to the ground.

by Sunshine56 January 5, 2021

SpunksBob Jizzpants

Instead of cum on a cracker, but on a sponge. You and your friends jerk off onto a sponge and last one to ejaculate, gets the spunk drenched sponge wrung into their mouth.

Me and the bros did a SpunksBob JizzPants lol, Jason was the unlucky one.

by lancasterlool February 5, 2020

Rishi spunksacking

The act of throwing smegma at your current prime minister. This act is usually done to try and prevent the rise of piss stained children in the north west.

Dave: wow aiden your such a hero for Rishi spunksacking this will keep our piss cleaning bill at an all time low
Aiden: (bouncing on trampoline) it’s ok Dave

by Not daniel wright November 5, 2024

Spaghetti Spunkanaise

The sexual act of a man cooking pasta then sprinkling smegma and masturbating over the pasta covering it in semen for someone to eat. Similar to the dish of spaghetti bolognaise except instead of sauce and cheese it uses semen and smegma.

For me and my wife’s 5 year anniversary I made her spaghetti spunkanaise

by Lowkey_fire November 16, 2025