spankable

A female whose physical features (ie. bottom, hips, thighs, breasts, etc) or demeanor (bratty, rude, bitchy, slutty, etc) incites the urge to take her over your knee, under your arm, bend her over, or position her otherwise, and spank her long and hard.

1. Did you see her ass? That broad is totally spankable.
2. Damn, that bitch needs an attitude adjustment. Extremely spankable.

by Deucebeast January 15, 2006

Shankable

ADJ. Worthy of shanking.

Someone that is awefully annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain fucking stupid...and deserves to be shanked.

They often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.

Girl 1: He told me like 8 times that he just graduated from community college.
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!

Girl 1: "That shankable a$$hole over there just grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking shank 'im"

by Canal Win Crew August 28, 2009

Spunkage

When you cum all over her tits and part of her face. A cross between a titty fuck and a facial with the biggest load you ever blew.

I rained my spunkage all over that girl like glitter on a stripper.

by darrellyzer January 20, 2020

spunkalicious

Spunkalicious - To be extra spunky, ie. hot.

That girl's spunkalicious

by Tom November 10, 2004

Stinkables

Means dirty bras or underwear that hasn't been washed in ages.

Will they wash my stinkables?

by dog lover10 January 15, 2015

spunkled

When you've recieved a light, yet constant load of semen to the face. Imagine a sprinkler as opposed to a cannon.

"Man Corey was weak, i wanted a facial but i ended up getting spunkled"

by MoottheLoot January 14, 2006

Sir Spunkalot

A person who cums/jizzes/creams etc five or more times a day.

Person 1: Damn I jizzed five times yesterday!
Person 2: Woah, that makes you a Sir Spunkalot.
Person 1: Really??
Person 2: Yeaah

by Friend of Sir Spunkalot August 2, 2010