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ultimate spritzer

The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.
You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.
by Cum master J May 28, 2009
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cleveland spritzer

When your girl is in the doggy style position while you are munching her box and she rips a fart that wafts directly up your nose.
Damn Cassie, you really caught me off guard last night when you gave me that Cleveland spritzer... I still smell last nights flavor, garlic and ass!
by Chef BooYahD December 3, 2016
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Sprittle

N. A substance that is created during the reaction of sprite and skittles. The substance is 70% sugar and appears to have large multicolored lumps. It is considered an edible substance in some undeveloped lands.
"Hm...Sprite and Skittles...Sprittle." He says as he dumps the bag of skittles in the bottle of Sprite.
by J.K. Mahtin February 20, 2005
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Spritzee

Spritzee is the perfume pokemon. It is one of the newer fairy type pokemon and resembles a small bird. Some people dislike its evolution because they were hoping it would look like the Plague Doctor. Nevertheless, Spritzee is a great pokemon and can pack a punch on dragon pokemon who otherwise cannot hurt it with its dragon type attacks.
Spritzee is so cool! I call mine Febreze!
by Wanda Coleman November 29, 2013
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Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum
"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"
by hydro dumper October 7, 2009
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Semen Spritzer

When a guy ejaculates into a cup and makes a milkshake with it and gives it to his girlfriend
" My girlfriend jerked me off and i made her drink my semen spritzer."
by Shelton063 January 1, 2010
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Spritzer

a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne)
I ain't having another spritzer.
by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008
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