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Speckling

To hide one (or more) bottles of the horrible english beer "Old Speckled Hen" in a friend's residence. When more than one bottle is being hidden it is customary to place one bottle in an obvious location, thus alerting the "victim" that they have been speckled and another bottle has been hidden more cleverly.
"While I was away visiting family in Ohio my friends were speckling me!"
by Rita247 December 5, 2011
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Sprack Demons

guy1; dood im so spracked i'm seeing sprack demons.
guy2: when's the last time you slept?
guy1: slept, what's slept?
by fartsnifffa July 23, 2011
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sprockets

An interesting Germanic television program hosted by the homosexual Dieter and his pet monkey. The show always ends in an homo-erotic dance complete with poncy Germans.
"Now it is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"-Dieter, host of Sprockets
by Optimus Pat October 16, 2004
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speckzo

After jerking off for a few weeks without washing your cock, a thick, crusty shell known as a speckzo forms.
I got a fat speckzo right now.
by thpecktho May 1, 2011
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When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)
by minuccp January 8, 2010
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specky big chebs

check out specky big chebs over there, that's some set she's got on her.
by oldcuntychops October 12, 2011
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specky bam

"they say glasgow's full of specky bams lets find out"
"excuse me mate is it true glasgow's full of specky bams"
"fck off ya prick"
"wæt"
by J67890987654 October 18, 2021
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