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Brain Sprain

A temporary condition usually caused by a blow to the head, or the consumption of too much Alcohol, resulting in the inability to remember a Goddamn thing.
" Dude, I had such a Brain Sprain last night, that I forgot everything! "
by BtotheRtotheItotheAtotheN September 20, 2012
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CLT Sprain

Whenever someone cites an 'injury' for not playing, practicing, or competing. Comes from 'clit sprain', which said person has torn, sprained, strained, impinged, or tweaked their clit.
Person one: 'I can't practice today, my leg/shoulder/arm/knee/etc. is hurting me'
Person two: 'Aww little baby, did you have a CLT sprain?'
Person three: 'Yeah dude, shut the fuck up and train'.
by MarkRippetoe August 22, 2012
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Irish sprain

A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.
Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.
by Ender3030 October 11, 2023
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spring day

Bts just released a new song it's called spring day
by Jhorse the Sun July 25, 2017
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Shame-splaining

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.
James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.
by ModernMichael May 26, 2020
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Irish Spring green

When the YouTuber FlightReacts makes a shot with a green release in an NBA 2K game
Flight: *makes green shot* “IRISH SPRING GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN NIGGA”
by W Demigod February 20, 2019
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Spain's ass

Spain's ass is a gift from the heavens! It is the best ass in the world. It don't matter if you think your ass is the best, no no. Spain's ass, is the best ass.
"Hey did you see that guys ass?"
"It was nice but it's no Spain's ass."
by hadesismyfather August 31, 2016
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