swaddled

To stagger around in an intoxicated state.

I got mighty swaddled this weekend.

by sarahfvbslvb July 28, 2008

straddled

When a guy is sitting or laying down and a girl sits on his lap, facing him, most of the time with her arms around his neck.

Guy 1: Damn did you see that? That girl was all over me!
Guy 2: Did you get straddled tho?
Guy 1: Hell ya man.

by heyyy98 May 24, 2015

Straddle Blasting

When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.

"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"

by Daniel, Jordan, Christian, Taylor and Chase. December 11, 2007

straddle the fence

To be on both sides, flip flop

"Taylor, before the camreas and media came, Laura was on my side, but when the going got tough, she got to running..."
Oh, she's straddling the fence huh?
"Yes, she LOVES to straddle the fence."

by HoodBot01 July 24, 2014

Shradded

The stage between being fat and shredded. When an individual has become strong but not absolutely shredded, and finished the bulking process. The individual will then commence the shredding stage.

"Wow you are looking Shradded"

"I'm so shredded"
"No you aren't, you are shradded mate"

by drapes22 November 27, 2014

Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

Auto-straddle

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.

Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.

by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010