Spotted Dick 

Something Morgan Freeman has.

Spotted dick.. I thought that was something Morgan Freeman has.

Spotted Dick by TheJockStrapStrangler August 8, 2016

Spotted Dick 

When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it

"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"

Spotted Dick by J3wish Man January 14, 2021

Spotted Dick 

Originating from a misunderstand of the term “Cheater Cock,” this phrase is a way to call someone a cheater. Typically in reference to cheating in a card game.

“He’s such a spotted dick!”
“What?”
“He was cheating by looking at my cards!”

Spotted Dick by DonaldGloverFan53 February 11, 2024

the spotted dick 

something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.

Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.

the spotted dick by TEHAM March 27, 2019

Spotted pickle dick 

A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.

Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.

Spotted pickle dick by TrollN8R January 9, 2012

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding 

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!

Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding by Darklord185 January 27, 2017

spotted dicke 

Traditional English dessert, a custard-like pudding with raisins, currants, or other small bits of fruit

We ordered spotted dicke to accompany our tea

spotted dicke by Dutch baby January 28, 2014