When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.
by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008
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Quick Monk, get in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair before Goofy Granny gets back and I'll take a photo.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009
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A male administrator with a hairy physical appearance, a fondness for cheap scotch and a penchant for buggery. Like the Anti-Midas everything he touches will inevitably turn to shit. His got to move is the Burt Reynolds '74. Occasionally he will drink too much and go starfish on your living room floor. This person will use his position of power to offer oral sex to his male employees. This offer will often induce involuntary vomitting from the intended victim. Incredibly, Scotchy will not be reprimanded for this behavior by his superiors, which will allow him to search out more male suitors.
Scotchy was sitting there in a Burt Reynolds '74 pose and he told me that since he grew up in a more liberal time he wanted to give me a blow job. I then started puking like crazy.
by Ronaldson February 5, 2010
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Get the Spoochy mug.Scotchy is proppa radge. U see kids flyin aboot on pia hoistied peds on the back wheel n that. Scotchy is where the sticha b’s and 420 blazers are mental. Ahh aye n the best part is theres always a constant smell of green. So basically divnt gan doon scotchy by yi bill cos its radge n dangerous.
Scotchy is a place in Newcastle upon Tyne.
Scotchy is a place in Newcastle upon Tyne.
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