snootball

American football played on a surface covered by frozen precipitation. A portmanteau of the words "snow" and "football."

Kenneth: "Wow, it's like a blizzard out there!"
Jerry: "Who's up for some snootball?"

by J. van Mueller December 21, 2008

Spookjelly

1. An African-American male who plays football for Rutgers University, and collects women like stamps or baseball cards.

2. An African-American person's jizz.

Why'd you'd have sex with him? He's such a Spookjelly, everyone knows that!

by BlackPanthers1965 December 22, 2010

spookzilla

an overweigh, irrate, fat nigger bitch

"Cracka, you best watch out, spookzilla gonna be all up in your grill she catches you wearing that sheet!"

by Nitz December 29, 2004

Spoonbilling

Eating her from the back and rhythmically and simultaneously massaging the nose on her bunghole.

Rachel loves it when I start spoonbilling her after a hot shower.

I was spoonbilling a prostitute in Vegas. Not one of my more finer moments. The desert heat really can cause a mungy ass.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

sponaballs

a man with rather large testicles and a gargantuous membrane to accompany them. this man is usually very attractive and has mad game with the ladies. it is believed that he has hooked up with the entire alaphabet(of ladies last names).

"you see sponaballs over there, i heard his balls are huge."
"yeah well i heard he boinked a Z..."
"bro, real talk?"
"real talk..."

by dookie lips December 21, 2008

Spoonbill

A male who falls in love with every chick he meets that has sex with him. The spoonbill usually begins paying her car note and other bills while she cheats on him with all his buddies. Spoonbills live their lives on emotion and can be dangerous (i.e. filing sexual harassment complaints, etc) to protect or obey their girl.

origin: a fictitious bird called a "spoonbill." Legend has it that the female spoonbill mates with many males in its life while the male only mates with one. Example: "Damn! John met a prostitute last night and now he's paying her car note. He's pissed because I fucked her. What a spoonbill!" Verb: spooning. "Why did you by that whore flowers? Dude, you're not spooning are you?"

by Pat Masac August 3, 2007

spoofball

One who acts, intended to deceive others by posing as a village idiot; tomfoolery.

A perfectly normal person, with a D.Arch. (Doctor of Architecture), logs onto the web signed in as his alter ego "Amoron16". Visits his favorite forum and replies to insert random topic:

Amoron16: Gawd, I want to fornicate... NOW! LAWL!

Random guy: Dude, you need help. Seriously WTF?

Amoron16: PLZ forgive me. :(

...

LAWL!

<Logs off for the evening>

Perfectly normal person: Damn, I'm such a spoofball...

by exorsus September 8, 2008