spooge

What you always find in your bathroom when you share an apartment with a very large lonely guy

I walked in the bathroom and Patricks spooge was all over the toilet . . .

by JMyo July 3, 2006

spooge

variation of cum, kum, cream sauce, white wash, my descendants, or ejactulate.

I think my spooge left pecker tracks on her sheets.

by bread infection January 1, 2006

spooge

n. man goo.

my testicles produce spooge.

by Jaimeson B February 20, 2004

Spooge

As a noun:
1. Semen
2. Semen-lke substance

As a verb:
1. Ejaculate, esp. onto someone or something

Is this spooge spooge, or just spooge-y spooge?
"I SAID: Bill! Why did you spooge?!"
--Tenacious D

by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

Spooging

A foul smelling musk that a snake releases from their vent. Spooging occurs when a snake is handled and is scared.

I picked up my snake and it started spooging all over me!

by Snake Spooger November 8, 2011

Spooging

A term commonly used for offloading your load.

"I just love spooging."
"I've just spooged."

by xDYRTx August 4, 2008

spooge

An unidentified substance. Usually sticky or crusty.

Lotion, any kind of food residue or a stain that no one knows what it is qualifies as spooge.

by carmelmochamegan January 6, 2009