spongemonkey

those crazy- ass weirdos that have bulging eyes and mouths that move even when the thing isn't talking. they have a voice worse than LaToya jackson. They have out of tune guitars and funky clothing. I love em.

"we love the suuubbbbsss....subs are a doooooollllllaaaarrrr off....." you know, does a dollar really matter for buying a freakin' sandwich? i dont think so. Screw the cupons. long live the spongemonkies.

by the real slim shady April 26, 2004

SpongeFuck

Engage in anal sex while watching sponge-bob theme song, then you parter releases feces on you penis while urinating making a spongy material, preceding to wash your partner with your 'sponge'.

I spongefucked my partner last night.

by Dick stapled February 23, 2011

spongecake

a anoying kid who rages at fortnite

this spongecake is anoying

by boog yt October 17, 2018

Spadgecock

A 'spadgecock' is a name used for a dirty penis in the South-West of England.

'I hear he never washes after sex, he's a right spadgecock.'

by Magnazoid July 23, 2009

Spoogecocking

The act of using another man's seed as lube for jerking it.

I've switched to spoogecocking in an effort to use only natural, non-processed products.

by Dombag February 27, 2016

Spongecake

When your pancakes are spongey.

"My fucken pancakes are spongey . (Spongecakes kekekekek)"

by Mia*lee July 30, 2017

Strawberry spongecake

When a girl is on her period and also has a yeast infection so when the guy pulls out her tampon it looks like a strawberry spongecake.

"Dude I was so hungry last night I ate my girl's strawberry spongecake. It was so fucking kinky."

by ErosSlav6661 January 2, 2021