sponge bobbing

To procrastinate. Based on the "Spongebob Squarepants" episode "Procrastination" In wich Spongebob has to write an essay but finds countless other things to do besides the essay.

Kevin has a homework assignment to do, but he's been sponge bobbing hard.

by kevkevblazini August 6, 2016

Sponge bob

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

I luv sponge bob Lola

by None Of Yo Business June 6, 2014

Sponge Bob

To get head from a woman while she's soaping you up in the shower.

"Man, I got a great Sponge Bob last night!"

by Lara111 September 28, 2007

Sponge Bob

Another word for a contraceptive that is not a condom and is inserted in to the vagina

Woman: Wanna go back to my place?
Man: Have you gotta Sponge Bob?
Woman: Yeah.

by LaughingBoy January 30, 2007

a sponge bob

When 28 guys cum on a sponge and throw it at a unsuspected passer buy

Hey guys let's give that dude a sponge bob!

by Jon reilley October 26, 2013

The Sponge Bob

a seemingly easy sexual maneuver in which 4-8 men ejaculate onto a womens head. she then rings the remainder of ejaculate out of her hair as if it were a sponge

Hey did you see shaneequa, we totally gave her "The Sponge Bob" the other night

by Corshanomics November 1, 2010

Sponge Bob

A little square piece of shit that no one knows how he got here. A show everybody likes because it's inapropro.

Old Man: Sponge Bob is a tampon in a girls bikini bottom

by beardog124 April 27, 2016