SPOG

spider crossed with a dog. agility of a spider, loyalty of a dog.

Dan moves like a spog.

by Dan Bouffard March 31, 2009

Spog

A slang word for a boiled sweet, possibly a Yorkshire (England) term.

Mummy, can I have some spogs after school?

by Miss VT March 8, 2009

Spog

To eat, kiss or vape

james i just spoged sophie! -kiss

hey james, pass the spogger -vape

james ive are you ready to spog this pizza -food

by bobby scrob June 10, 2022

SPOG

Salt, Pepper, Onion, and Garlic. A delicious mixture that can be used on cooked foods and enhances the flavor to an orgasmic degree.

Joe had just finished marinating the chicken, so he applied a generous handful of SPOG to it.

by DaveF.SA January 1, 2009

SPOG

came from a planned developement game from almighty software called smear 3d around 2000 this was a weapon that came in varying sizes that looked like a pitchfork. It had a fusion reactor as a power source and shot an energy blast a set distance and theen emitted beams at all living thing near by. If any 2 spog beams crossed, an explosion on the magnitude of several thermonuclear bombs would result. Also should the beam come in contact with a solid object, a smaller explosion on the order of several tons of TNT would result.

madbill hid behind the crate as his enemy approached. he pulled up his medium SPOG and shouted "I've got you now" as he pulled the firing mechanism

by UUGH October 16, 2004

Spog

a small young man with a dull mind and a thick skull used to ram other people. he has an unusual smell and tends to keep to himself.

he is a bit of a spog isn't he

by daniel eades May 30, 2006

SPOG

The combination of poo and sperm combined to create a brown/white substance.

Peter has spog in his pants.
Uncle lou injected sperm into wes's bum to make spog.

by GURINDA PRANESH September 18, 2008