Splurgie

Vagina exercise.

"Have you done any splurgies today?"
"Wow, I need to tighten it back up with some splurgies before next time."

by Kegel Queen September 10, 2011

splurgious

Prone to splurge.

We just got paid so I'm feeling very splurgious. Let's order dessert.

by Wordy Wordsley December 1, 2016

splurgency

A sudden, manic compulsion to go out shopping for unnecessary consumer merchandise.

It is Labor Day in the US and retail sales events have triggered my wife to declare a national splurgency.

Once the splurgency concludes, we will certainly be making a second trip to return her purchases.

by Fibbersaurus October 25, 2022

splurging

The act of cuming. Ejaculation.

"Omg Becky, I'm splurging on your face"

by Jason Pohl July 22, 2006

Splurging Dragon

When a girl is going down on a guy, knocking her on the back of the head while pushing her head down, will cause the cum to "splurge" from her nose.

Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I smacked her on the back of her head and it shot out her nostrils! Shit looked like a "Splurging Dragon".

by KLC September 12, 2005

Slurging

Slurging is procrastinating by using Facebook. Happens to the best of us.

I was hardcore slurging last night, I did none of my homework.
procrastination facebook

by Cat Daddy9 June 11, 2011

splarging

to slap someone's booty

I gave my girlfriend a splarging, yesterday!

Give that bitch a splarging!

by Splarging June 24, 2016