slammy stick

When a shutting object such as a door, locker or female's jaw closes with speed upon a man's penis. This is followed by an outburst by the man, and can sometimes cause sexual pleasure. But on the most part, it leads to death.

Jimmy: Man, I feel so bad for Joel. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.

Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.

by biggerboobs334 December 29, 2008

slammy bar

A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.

I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!

by Clamer August 7, 2017

splammo

An all-purpose word that can be used as a substitute word and should either be (1) understandable in a proper context or (2) purposely meant to represent something vague. Can be combined with other words or prefixes or suffixes, but cannot be made plural by adding an "s" (i.e., splammos would be wrong - and looking ugly too). Generally meant to be a positive noun, it can represent something negative. The use of "anti-splammo" could be appropriate in a suitable context, such as "the forces of anti-splammo."

"What is this splammo?"
"Man, that's good splammo."
"You're giving me a lot of splammo."
"It's SPLAMM-O-RIFIC!!"
"You surely are a splammohead."
"There appears to be some splammofication of the arteries."

by John Lindquist September 8, 2007

slammy

a slammy is one who can't handle a large quantity of alcohol, a slammy is often found passed out, or having sex with multiple partners in one night, slammy is a term for a girl who is an easy drunk

at a party: someone take that slammy upstairs and shut her the fuck up

by Steve January 15, 2006

Spammy

In english slang, Spammy is the new, 'upcoming' word for hicky or love bite

OMG! look at the size of that spammy!!!

by Hayley_H December 13, 2008

Splamming

A 14 year old gamer, who gets hate Cause he's a beast. He games like a baller, does commentaries like a boss. He is a chill gamer, loves his subs. Plays with them, he may be annoying, but you gotta love him. Splamming is probably the best youtuber out there, so humble to his fans. Enough said!

Dude after i watched Splamming ('s) video, i had to go wash my hands.

by Splamming Fans September 24, 2011

Splammed

Viewing enough pornography to the extent of being completely bound by it.

Man, I watched so much porn last night, every time I closed my eyes I got splammed.

by Rabbit6 March 6, 2010