spizzle

A media document used to inform clients of how much money they need to advertise on the radio.

Send Fleener the current spizzle with account guy math.

by Account Guy August 27, 2003

spizzle

a spork, negro

hand me that spizzle mah nizzle

by spizzilator May 14, 2003

spizzlewack

v. (Spih-zuhl-wack)

To use spit as a lubercant to wack off.
To use human saliva as a lubercant to masturbate.

Spizzlewacker - n. (spih-zuhl-wack-ur)
One who spizzlewacks himself.

Yo Betsy, get over here and gimme another spizzlewack, and I will shit on your chest and wipe it around with my feet!...(what?)

by GINGABR3AD March 6, 2007

spizzle barf

What my drunken next door neighbor wrote on my bathroom mirror in shaving cream. It is a combination of his last name and his own self-professed stupidity. Now... go die in a poo swamp

Why the fuck is spizzle barf written on my mirror in shaving cream? And why isn't there a mouth on my nard sack? Damn that Aunt Jemima.

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

spizzle the drizzle

An Old English way for saying that you wanted to cock fight someone. Usually inside a bar bathroom.

"Hey Mike! Come into the back with me and we'll Spizzle the Drizzle."

by TheSpizzleWizard November 9, 2021

Spizzle

Australian slang for ejaculation (often violent)

Oi mate, I'm boutta spizzle!

by Harold McSpizzle March 29, 2022