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Spitzer Girl

That govenor dude really picked up a hot spitzer girl.
by Jeffs Dad March 15, 2008
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spitzered

To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.

Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.
Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.

Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.
by fess April 21, 2008
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Spitzer Swallow

key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate
Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?
by C.C. Black March 13, 2008
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Spitzerize

spit-zer-ize

Verb

1. The act of spending a large sum of money on an expensive prostitute, similar to how Eliot Spitzer spent large sums of money on prostitute Ashley Dupre.
Man, when I get my bonus next quarter, I'm totally gonna spitzerize that shit.
by doctorgroove August 2, 2008
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Elliot Spitzer

Former attorney general of New York State known for being tough on criminal activities on wall-street, prostitution rings and other corrupt activities. Elected as governor of New York in 2006 by a wide margin. Unfortunetely got involved in solicitation of prostitution and resigned as governor after serving only 16 months of his term. Seen as a huge hypocrite by many.
See hypocrite: People included: Jimmy Swaggart, Rush Limbaugh, PETA, Mark Foley, Bill Bennett, Michael Moore, Ralph Nader,Elliot Spitzer.
by Ryan F.... March 12, 2008
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Spitzer

If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.
Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.
by John Casper-Schneider April 20, 2008
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Spitzer

To lay pipe on a prostitute. It can also refer to getting cockblocked by the police or the Feds while trying to lay pipe on a prostitute.
"I spitzered the hell out of this hooker last night."
OR "Right as I took off my pants, I got spitzered by some undercover cop"
by AfroJacks March 10, 2008
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