Sputnik V

The name of the Russian vaccine that may or may not turn everyone communist

Person 1: OMG did you hear of the new Sputnik V vaccine created by Russia?
Person 2: Yeah I got it today its удивительный
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: Присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри
Person 1: OH NO! (Joins the motherland)

by Ethan.c713 February 3, 2021

sputnik

a trigger word used to shut down The Winter Soldier aka James Buchanan Barnes or Bucky Barnes

sam: buckys out of control what do i do?
zemo: just say sputnik

by ax3princ3ss April 7, 2021

Sputnik moment

The point at which circumstance reveals unambiguously the need to change.

After working late one night I returned home to find my family celebrating my first child's birthday with a party which I had completely forgotten about, and it was a Sputnik moment that made me realize the need to spend more time with my kids.

by m0llusk October 28, 2006

Shitnik

1. One who shows a great deal of idiocy

2. To be suffering from incontinence

1. You fucking shitnik, you sat on my hamster!

2. Oh, I appear to be suffering from a case of the shitniks

by Tom Chambers January 17, 2004

Sputnik

That skull in halo 2 that lets you launch anything into orbit with a single grenade

I used an explosive with the Sputnik skull on, and was launched into the sun, along with the few dinosaurs I was fighting

by Joofthejoof November 13, 2020

dirty sputnik

Spreading butter between ur significant others but cheeks and melting it with a blow torch

Hey Jon , did ur dad ever give ur the dirty Sputnik today ?

by Cheese fiend February 10, 2021

sputnik

1. a Russian word for 'fellow traveller'
2. the first satellite to go to space. It was a small sphere with radio antennas thet orbited the Earth.
3. nickname for any Soviet/Russian satellite or spacecraft
4. somebody who is a tool or kisses up to the Russian government

1. When I visited St. Peterberg I met Olga who showed me around the city. She's a nice lady and she was my sputnik , my companion during this trip.
2. Sputnik 1 was launched on October 4, 1957 and it made the world wake up. Even though it wasn't much as spacecraft go, it was the FIRST to go into orbit and some nations, esp. the US were afraid the USSR would 'dominate' outer space. That led to the formation of NASA and US space exploration in itself. The same year Sputnik 2 went into orbit carrying a stray mongrel bitch dog named Laika. She was killed by radiation that previously unknown. There was a third a maybe a fourth satellite launched under the official name 'Sputnik'.

3. In the 60s before the manned Apollo 11 mission to the Moon, the USSR sent a sputnik there called Zond 5. All it did was orbit the Moon and it had turtles aboard to see how life forms can handle being in orbit around the Moon.

4. Donald il Douche Trump is a traitor. He hijacked the US Presidency with Russian cyberhacking help and he is on Vladimir Putin's leach. EVERYTHING he does is what Putin wants him to do. Spanky Don ORBITS and sucks up to the Russian dictator in every manner concerning foreign affairs and diplomatic relations. He is a quisling, a Benedict Arnold, a Judas, he licks Putin's pud, he is a sucky boy to the Russian government, he is a SPUTNIK.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 19, 2020