Cum spirt

the occurrence of a sudden discharge of male semen.

"oh my god, peter just had a cum spirt, because sandra came in!"

"such a loser"

by marc16516 October 10, 2008

Crowth Spirt

The age at which a young boy begins to crow out of his boy body into a crows body. Also known as the 'crow period'.

My dads would never crow the football with me or let me watch Are Crows Afraid of the Dark. Then I had my crowth spirt and my father's started paying attention to me and my new abilities.

by Zander666 August 22, 2011

2 spirted

A piece of shit

I am a 2 spirted

by Fgntbfv May 16, 2018

Spirt Fingers

The excess hairs sticking out of the bikini line of the crotch of a woman.

The bikini model didn't shave good enough and had a whole bunch of spirt fingers

by Wes Adkins November 17, 2003

Girth Spirt

When a pregnant woman has an abnormal feeling of excessive growth & weight gain overnight seemingly to have gained pounds of weight and inches to her torso.

Girl: "Damn baby how you feeling these days?"
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."

by itookmymedicine June 13, 2009

coke spirt

When you play roblox and ytour roblox gf is really a dude

when oceannano breaks with you :( that's a cpkle sort i mean cock spirt WAIT NO
IM EAN COKE SPIRT

by Guys Being Dudes January 20, 2018

Spirting

The most muscular and undefeated Bedwars player of the land. Also know as "The ohio sigma" has the most rizz in the Minecraft region.

Call me spirting the was I have so much charisma

by Don Hector Salamanca May 3, 2024