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spine breaker

Someone who will "break their parents' backs" in order to keep up with expensive trends. They hound their parents to buy them trendy clothing/items in order to keep a high social status or in other words, make them look wealthy.
Yoongi: Did you hear that Jungkook has a new expensive jacket?
Jimin: Yes, his mother's money has gone down the drain for it.
Yoongi: Jungkook is such a spine breaker.
by parknochuism June 25, 2017
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Spine crunch

Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.
Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."
by Jimmy the Jap December 16, 2011
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Spine In A Sack

A fun family game originated by Sean Lock on 8 Out Of 10 Cats S12E07.

First of all, you must go on the search for some roadkill. Once you have succeeded with this, you need to extract the spine from the animal and then break up all the individual bits of vertebrae - you then place this all in a sack/bag.

Now find a willing volunteer and bounce the sack up and down on their head.

Their job is to guess the animal the spine belongs to.

Also known as: Back In A Bag.
(Result of a game of Spine In A Sack)

Sean Lock: ummmmm, is it chipmunk Dad?

Sean Lock's Dad: Don't be stupid that's not even indigenous. How am I going to find that on a road? Work harder Sean, work harder!
by barenessawareness November 8, 2011
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Spine-tingling

"Spine-tingling is a reaction to either being spooked (e.g. an animal sensing danger) or a human hearing/feeling/seeing something so personally moving that it sends chills down their body."
Spine-tingling "The song Wonderboy by Tenacious D sends chills down my body"
by Easy Definition March 8, 2008
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Spine Apple

A cross country tradition in which an apple is peirced with hundreds of toothpicks. You then throw the spiny fruit to your teammates until everyone has caught it. You finally go to the ice machines on all the floors of your hotel and fill your bath tub with ice and place the spine apple in the tub the night before your race and you can't ever do bad. Done only on traveling meets.
Garrett and Kellen made an awesome Spine Apple with multi colored toothpicks.
by Kellen Cole October 9, 2007
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Spine Tit

A 'Spine Tit' is the slang definition used when people (usually men) are exaggerating about the small size of a females breasts. They are saying basically that a girls breasts are so small that they invert and protrude out of her back. This is impossible unless a person has a medical growth, mutation or some type of illness (elephantiasis etc.).
'Matt, i was touching up Samantha in science the other day, and i swear when i put my hand up her top, she has nothing there'

'Yea, i told you before you went out with her Ben, there is no point going up there, she had spine tits'
by 7678 April 30, 2009
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Spine surgeon's daughter

Background: You hate your boss. He is a spine surgeon. He has a putrid daughter who happens to be home for Christmas. You've had a particularly bad week. You want vengeance.

"Spine surgeon's daughter" is exacting said vengeance through the following elaborate well-orchestrated plot:
1. Seduce the vile vixen.
2. Defile her in a very uncomfotable place, like the back of a Volkswagon. Bareback that shit.
3. After blowing your load in her steaming cunt, grab a wet handful of spent love in your dominant hand.
4. Immediately drive to the spine surgeon's house, keeping your hand in a tight cup to maximize fluid rentention. Avoid bumpy roads and speedbumps. Use alternate route if needed.
5. Ring doorbell with non-dominant hand. Assume 70-30 fighting stance.
6. When unsuspecting asshole boss opens the door, deliver combo of your spooge and his daughter's lovejuice with full force across his cherubic face. Tell him, "(Daughter's name) says 'Hi!'"
7 (optional). As he lies quivering in his festering pile of lost innocence, drop his daughter's ripped size 14 panties on his bloated convulsing frame.

8. Walk away triumphantly into the night.

Also applicable in the following contexts:
Managing partner's daughter
President's daughter
Vice-president's daughter
Senator's daughter
Director's daughter
Owner's daughter
Coach's daughter (very risky)
The Chelsea or The Jenna (beware of secret service)
Why don't you just Spiderman her?" "No fucking way. He's getting the 'spine surgeon's daughter.'
by Ballin' Callin' & Stallin' December 29, 2010
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