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spiderwebed

When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.
Billy bob spiderwebed me last night and and it took me hours to wash it out.
by Fantastic fingerer July 30, 2014
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Spiderweb

The Spiderweb is achieved through male masturbation in the shower, typically done with the aid of a soapy substance. After ejaculation, as the male lifts his hand up and spreads his fingers apart, it looks like a spiderweb. May also be flung at or on partner after said ejaculation in conjunction with the male shouting "Spiderweb!" and mimicking the motion of Spiderman shooting his spiderweb in the popular comic books and movies.
I'm sorry I just Spiderwebbed you in the face, neck, shoulders, chest, and stomach.
by I NEVER DO THAT! June 18, 2008
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Spiderwebbing

The act of farting out semen after anal sex.
Trisha began spiderwebbing in the bathroom after i fucked her in the ass.
by Claytonicus October 14, 2008
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spiderweed

weed that is smoked through a bong that has been sitting idle for so long that spiderwebs have been weaved along the shaft of the bong
man, that was some crazy spiderweed
by spiderbitch February 3, 2010
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spiderwebbed

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.
i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.
by sid June 27, 2004
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spiderweb

last night i was getting a blow job and i pulled out and spiderwebed her!
by 40oz.killa November 7, 2006
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spiderwanking

When you spend far too much time detailing a technical drawing. When a drawing can be produced with significant detail to carry out the manufacture but instead 3 days is spent highly detailing the drawing. By J.A.K. Baljaffray, Glasgow
You have been spiderwanking meaning you have spent far to much time and effort on a job over complicating it eg when drawing a section of steelwork you spend time embossing the steel with letters and numbers in a model
by Triboner September 12, 2014
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