Spiderwebbing

Changing lanes while driving extremely fast. Dipping in and out of traffic.
Stop spiderwebbing before we crash and die!
by Frederick101 July 29, 2011
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spiderwebed

When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.
Billy bob spiderwebed me last night and and it took me hours to wash it out.
by Fantastic fingerer July 30, 2014
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Spiderweb

The Spiderweb is achieved through male masturbation in the shower, typically done with the aid of a soapy substance. After ejaculation, as the male lifts his hand up and spreads his fingers apart, it looks like a spiderweb. May also be flung at or on partner after said ejaculation in conjunction with the male shouting "Spiderweb!" and mimicking the motion of Spiderman shooting his spiderweb in the popular comic books and movies.
I'm sorry I just Spiderwebbed you in the face, neck, shoulders, chest, and stomach.
by I NEVER DO THAT! June 18, 2008
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Spiderwebbing

The act of farting out semen after anal sex.
Trisha began spiderwebbing in the bathroom after i fucked her in the ass.
by Claytonicus October 14, 2008
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spiderwebbed

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.
i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.
by sid June 27, 2004
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spiderweb

last night i was getting a blow job and i pulled out and spiderwebed her!
by 40oz.killa November 07, 2006
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spiderweb

when semen gets stuck on seperate strands of pubes, forming structure which closely resembles a spider's web.
josh: dude you have a total spiderweb right now
dude: i know bro i saw this hot chick i couldnt hold it in
by mr floopy August 24, 2022
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