spider

when one person sits on a toilet and another person sits on top of them in the opposite direction. the two people then proceed to do their business concurrently.
there was only one bathroom and kate and i both had to piss, so we decided to spider.
by rico h March 08, 2009
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The leading cause of house fires.
There was a spider, I panicked. I think it's gone now.
by Intelligence001 July 05, 2016
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a person could get called a spider if there are a fake friend that will bite u basically they will stab u in the back could attack u watch ur back around people like that
spider a animal
by hotman876 October 03, 2017
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A one word response used soley for the username Syringer. See Syringered
Syringer: Our web company upgraded everyone's e-mail accounts and there's been nothing but problems...

Response: Spider
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Not very widely used at all term for an quasilegal hacker; I rather ike it myself.
by Larstait November 07, 2003
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A term in bar lingo. After ordering a glass of draught beer, if the keg blows before the barkeep can finish pouring the full glass the patron calls, "Spider", and thus receives the not-full beer for free.
"I just came from Sam's place and lucked out -- I called spider on three kegs in a row!"
by stevie666 July 11, 2008
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When you get naked and do a handstand in the doorway to a closed door. When the unsuspecting victim opens the door all he/she sees is a butthole, and some upside down genitalia.
"Look, Scott took off all his close, he's gonna give Dan the spider. Weird his balls are upside down. Man Scott is so funny all of the time."
by Scott R. April 27, 2006
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