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spermburglar

A person who is so adept at sex or blowjobs, the recipient of their talents contracts temporary amnesia. Therefore providing the illusion of their sperm being stolen.
"Dude, this girl gave me the most insane blowjob last night. I passed out and couldn't remember my name, she's a total spermburglar."
by calysto September 12, 2011
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spermburglar

referring to an individual who is adept at obtaining semen, especially in the anal or oral cavitities.
your mom is a spermburglar, and so is your little sister. oh yeah, and your dad too (he swings both ways)
by cd December 9, 2003
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Bob Stemburger

The act of post ejaculation also known as busting a nut. You proceed to clean tip of your dick and shaft on a curtain.

Mostly done in a hotel.
I just finished with my wife and I proceeded to do a Bob Stemburger.
by anonymous February 18, 2023
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