sermonate

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009

Sperminator

Oops... maybe you were looking for Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Sperminator 2 Judgment Day

by A1988 June 12, 2011

spearminated

Term coined to describe Jamie Lynn Spears being knocked the fuck up; credit for this glorious term goes to babloo328 on Livejournal

Omg yall have you been on ONTD today? Jamie Lynn Spears has been spearminated!

by lifeincairo WHOOP WHOOP January 7, 2008

sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

spermulate

Another term for projectile ejaculation. Also known as a "Cum Cannon."

Oh my god i cant believe you just spermulated on my face

by Terrence, Nigel May 30, 2006

Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

sperminator

A hulking, monstrosity of a male, swelled to intense proportions by his massive ego and genital package. His sole purpose is to appropriate your girlfriend and stick his dick in the "mashed potatoes". All this is concluded with a massive outpouring (a true 'gentleman's finish!) of man milk. Looks puerto rican, is generally unpleasant and should be shot on sight, or sodomized with a bandsaw.

We had a rough nite at the bar, I go for a piss and when I come back here's this 7foot high walking hardon with his mitts all over my girls tits. After receiving a severe beating on his behalf, the last thing I remember is that sperminator walkin out, gettin half-blown by my girl.

by Roscoe 'cockblocker' McGillis July 1, 2003