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What you were before you were born. Yup you were white liquid that shot outta your dad's penis when he had an orgasm with your mom. Be thankful that you werent one of the sperms that was murdered when your dad masturbated.
I was sperm, you were sperm, we all were sperm, everybody on this planet is sperm that developed and isnt sperm anymore.
sperm by I was sperm December 27, 2009
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sperm
Most of you are describing semen. Sperm is the male reproductive cell (the tadpole thing), semen refers to the ejaculate, which has sperm in it.
sperm by Tragicalrocker November 14, 2003
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im ur baby! dont eat me!
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sperm by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008
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Something really fun to play with during sex, especially right after giving a blow-job and it's still in your mouth.
sperm by Raspberry (lust) muffin November 16, 2004
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Sperm are little squiggly cells that fly out of your helmet during any form of sex or masturbation due to rapid muscle contractions. Sperm can fertilise the womans egg making a fetus that is born as a "baby". Sperm are good, do not keep them too hot or they'll die.
Man - Dude i masturbated last night.
Dude - Wow man, did sperm come out?
Man - Yes, they were white.
Dude - Wow man, did sperm come out?
Man - Yes, they were white.