speeled

getting owned in the face when you forget to put the top on a blender!

i was making smoothies and i pressed on. i got fucking speeled in the face by some fruit

by Johnny Walkerton January 25, 2008

spenglebanner

Someone who is a complete dumbass and frequently asks stupid questions, sometimes the same questions

Person 1: Do fish live in the ocean?
Person 2: yes you dumb spenglebanner

by rkndefine August 8, 2016

spenglebanner

Someone who is dumb as shit and/or someone frequently asks dumb question throughout the day, sometimes the same question comes up multiple times.

Person 1: Do fish live in the ocean?
Person2: yes you spenglebanner

by rkndefines August 8, 2016

Spengled

When you’re so fucked up on pills and cocaine you’re BEYOND fucked

Brad you were so spengled last night!

by Jessmarnell March 11, 2020

speege

semen,cum ,splooge
to exjaculate, skeet

Dude, i totally speeged in here face.
I got speege on my hand.

by crunk juice December 1, 2004

spengle

Not to be confused with spengel. A real goddamn idiot. Someone who doesn't know what they are doing with their life nor do they know what they have done previously in their life. Über-idiot.

Connor:"The guy there is a complete spengle!"

by MichaelWilsonKevinStormzy July 6, 2016

Smeegler

A person who takes more than they are offered

An example is if you let somebody take a sip of your drink or a hit of your joint, and they take multiple sips or hits. It is safe to say that they are a Smeegler

by jose with an H April 13, 2010