speef

A happy dance performed solo or with a partner. The dance steps are; two steps left, two steps right, clap hands and shout the word "SPEEF" (then repeat). Popular in countries where dancing hasn't evolved a great deal. Excludes people with no legs for obvious reasons.

"You speefing?" "You asking?"

by joe dance man December 15, 2004

Speef

Speef is a pleasant drink that is a combination of Pepsi and fresh sawdust

Wife: Honey, I refilled the Speef Bag!
Husband: Hell yeah, can't wait to get my Speef on!

by Speefing April 23, 2023

Speef

A powerfull queef of pure speed and un matched power that it becomes the mighty speef that is second to none!

Person 1: Woah did you see the speed of that queef?
Person 2: That was no queef my friend. . . that was a Speef!
Person 1: *Jizz*

by DaveTheAsian July 15, 2010

Speef

A pussy that resembles roast beef, hence speef. It is dark n flabby, n usually found in asians.

Dude this weekend i got so much speef going to china.

by Zachandary October 16, 2006

speefing

Throwing up on your steering wheel.

Saw this girl parked next to me speefing in her car, yo.

by snagglejew April 21, 2013

Speef

The act of farting out of your dick.

Guy: "I think i just speefed!"
Girl: "You did? I just quiffed!"

by Speefer October 4, 2009

Speef

A chunk of flesh from a furry.

Hey, did you know you can buy speef on the deep web?

by EmeraldIsACat May 22, 2017