speef

when a man busts a nut that is mixed with splooge and piss

I speefed last night during sex

speef by matt defoor January 29, 2008

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A man sized octopus that lives on land and is called Pete (The Octopus). They are also yellow sometimes.

I was walking down the street and I saw a speef.

speef by speef master December 13, 2004

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speef

the unconscious verbal ejaculation released when a friend steps on your unwanted cat for you

Maurice: Hey,tyrannis, I slipped on your worthless cat.

Turok: Oh, speef. That is delicious,i am glad he is gone

speef by dinosaurboy April 28, 2003

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speef

A happy dance performed solo or with a partner. The dance steps are; two steps left, two steps right, clap hands and shout the word "SPEEF" (then repeat). Popular in countries where dancing hasn't evolved a great deal. Excludes people with no legs for obvious reasons.

"You speefing?" "You asking?"

speef by joe dance man December 15, 2004