Speedy special

When you put a line of cocaine on the top of a Monster can, snort it and then shotgun the whole can of Monster.

I did a speedy special at the party last night and thought I was gonna have a heart attack.

by Lordkeltic March 31, 2020

speedish

speaking speedy, often combining words, requiring repeat

Bish said what... while on coffee,are spoke in speedish, every other two topics repeated with a mirror

by PIMPIV May 2, 2008

Speedy Rashidy

A god like being with such intellectual power that it cannot be contained in a single human form.

That guy over there is speedy rashidy

by Smatty171 December 9, 2019

Speedy Gonzales

Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.

Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.

Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."

by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008

speedyrogamer

famous Romanian streamer who likes to milk money from his viewers. He also likes big cocks

P1 : Did you watch speedyrogamer today?
P2 : Yea, he got a 200 donation and ignored it because he was watching Gachi

by kewta October 1, 2019

changing speeds

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.

Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.

by Dan Neville May 30, 2006

cunty speedy men

if you have a friend called jim and your name is mazdak cunty speedy men will run and float while beating the shit out of old disabled women

holy shit cunty speedy men

by shittymale June 2, 2018