The objectively correct answer when someone asks who the best waifu in
anime is. Originating from the JoJo community, the joke stems from Speedwagon’s absolute
loyalty, charisma, and willingness to support his friends no matter what.
Gender is considered irrelevant. Speedwagon transcends such mortal concepts.
Person 1: “I
like Rem.”
Person 2: “Cute, but Speedwagon is best waifu.”
Doctor: “On a scale of 1–10, how
delusional are you?”
Me: “Speedwagon waifu.”
Doctor: “Understandable. You’re healthy.”