speculation

An unidentified substance, resembling jizz, that appears somewhere it is not normally found.

"You have some speculation in the corner of your mouth."
"No, I was just eating some ranch wings."

by thespeculator October 18, 2009

Speculationatoryativenousness

(noun) An essay type that after a week talking about in english class, the students still have no idea what to write on, or about

"What were we supposed to write on again?"

"Speculationatoryativenousness"

by bascomstudent December 16, 2011

speculate

verb-the process of busting a nut on a good looking girls face...usually used when when a significant other is nearby.

....."I would speculate her," or as you hold hands with your girl and a good looking woman walks by, you nod to your boys and simply say, "speculate."

by splendens78 January 9, 2011

speculation

When you make a spec out of you, and some guy named lation.

See, that's the thing with speculation. You make a spec out of you, and some guy named lation.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 10, 2009

spectative

observative, watchful.

"It's a spectative sport, people just watch, they aren't active."

"You need to be spectative before you can be reactive, but it's better to active before any of those."

by wearyroad September 13, 2010

Scepulative

Speculatively sceptical.

Lars was scepulative about the onset of the 2030 Arctic Blast apocalyptic climate event.

by thePorous'tSegue September 5, 2015

Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.

Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.

by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020