Spawney Melt

Someone who is lucky, fortunate or to be envied. For example a lottery winner, a goofy teenage boy with a perfect girlfriend or a gentleman in an internet video who is accompanied by several young ladies, all whom seem bent upon out performing each other at a variety of sexual acts upon his person.

I've just seen a 17 year old with his perfect girlfriend at the airport. They are on their way to Spain for 2 weeks where they will no doubt have 36,698 24 second shags. The Spawney Melt. I should have whispered to him that girls are supposed to have orgasms too.

by dogegg July 13, 2011

wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Spannered

To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.

raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!

by dedbult November 27, 2010

Shayne

Most people think it’s a boy name but it can be used on girls as well (I’m a girl named Shayne) Shayne is weird but living and caring. She/he can be understanding but not paying attention very much😂 also they are flirty. Couch potatoes to. They love to binge as well!

Bff -“wanna go shopping?”
Shayne-“ I’m busy sorry.”

*sits on couch with bag of chips*

by I.is.cool October 16, 2019

Spanner Water

Very cold water that your about to go for a swim in.
Named so as it 'tightens your nuts.'

John: So what was the water like?
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*

by <<<SexyAlexy>>> December 24, 2005

shayneen

An a amazing girl who is really fun to be around. She is beautiful and loving. Shayneen can help you out in anyy situation. She is loved by any one and reall easy to get to be friends with. She can make any situation funny and everyone will laugh. Shayneen is an amazing person and friend i love her so much! <3 ...(non dyke way) :P

person: hahaha omg that girl is soo fun! and shes just so pretty and cool!

person2: yeah i so agree! ... she must be a shayneen ottertail;P

by jenna223987564 November 20, 2011

Shayne

someone who you will never understand but is cute, funny and someone who if he comes your way dont pass him up you will regret it for the rest of your life. I LOVE YOU SHAYNE!

Amiee: "shayne can i have another chance?"
Shayne: "No"

by yaimee14lee October 15, 2009