Spaulding High School

The worst high school which only teaches it's female students how to probably get pregnant.

Here at spaulding high school, we use condoms as water balloons for the special kids.

by D to the frizzle August 15, 2011

Spaulding Williams

If you meet a Spaulding Williams your life will turn upside down for the better!! They will be so handsome, charming, flirty, smart, and hilarious. They will have the most BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES!! 😩 You will fall deeply in love with them

“SPAULDING WILLIAMS IS SO GOOD AT SPORTS”

“SPAULDING WILLIAMS IS SO GORGEOUS!!!”

“SPAULDING WILLIAMS IS SO FUNNY!!”

by Ilovedescendents!! July 25, 2024

the spaulding

When a guy eats a four course meal off a woman's back while banging her from behind.

Ralph should be done soon. He just finished the main course and is starting dessert. He is in the middle of giving Sandy the spaulding.

by The Wize One November 29, 2014

Daniel-Ryan Spaulding

(Noun) - A Wee Treat.

Daniel-Ryan Spaulding is a wee treat.

by Rua1977 October 22, 2011

Hooray for Captain Spaulding

A reference to Groucho Marx in "Animal Crackers". Said when someone who deserves to be insulted is dissed in a very witty way.

Dr Daniel Heimbauch: If marriage is radically redefined as being just a way of affirming private feelings of loving attraction then equality would require allowing people who love dogs to marry dogs and people who love ice cream to marry ice cream!

Jon Stewart: Yes, That's exactly right! You know I realize now that's not a bald head that's a solar panel for a dumbass machine.

Audience member: Hooray for Captain Spaulding!

by Llamas007 November 6, 2012

blake spaulding

Towel,Towelette, Rainbow Six Seige Player, Follower of Mary Jane

Blake Spaulding is such a towelette.

by TDHVDecron May 9, 2017

haley spaulding

haley spaulding is a woman who will make you question life itself with her “would you love me if i was heart worm medicine” and plenty other retarded things she says. it make my brain hurt

oh hey looks its haley spaulding
oh ive heard shes retarded
yeah you’d be right

by Definitelynotconnorcrawford September 2, 2023