Spatula

n, A descriptive word used to describe the kind of person who upon seeing you have the urge to whack full force in the face with a METAL fish slice utensil.

The type of person who's face would look so much better with imprinted lines from a fine fish slice whacking.

Mario saw Jo argue with a guy & shouted "Jo, Step back & I will handle this - He's a SPATULA!!"

Mario whacked the guy across the dial with a fish slice because he was a Spatula!

by SeshGremlin19 November 14, 2019

spatula

A cool sounding word.

Im cool like a spatula

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

Spatula

A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.

Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014

The Spatula

(Adj)
What one becomes when you "turn" someone gay.

Suzie Q- "Billy Bob Jr. broke up with me, he's now going for my brother..."
Jane Doe- "That makes you The Spatula."

by cheez-itz10101010 May 12, 2011

Spatula

1)Utensil used to serve, scrape and scoop.
2)The best word ever!
3)Band fronted by Etta Langer. Supremely amazing and spontaneous!

1)Hey! Use a frickin spatula to flip those pancakes!
2)Spatula is the best word ever!
3)Let's go hear that rad band Spatula! What you've never heard of them? SPATULA IS HUGE!

by Natalie Neuberger April 16, 2005

Spatula

When a homosexual person manages to date a straight person, and the former heterosexual now identifies as gay.

Ben is a spatula- all of his ex boyfriends were straight, until he came along. Even his current boyfriend is a pancake .

by Nopenopenope November 7, 2013

Spatula

Verb: When someone, or a group of people attempt to high five another, due to them also appreciating the awesomeness of spatulas. (Trying to get someone to accept a high five, because spatulas are awesome.) Esp. to someone who you do not know.

We should go spatulaing in the store tomorrow!

by The spatula man! January 4, 2013