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Sparx maths 

Think of maths and times that by 10, no pun intended, this is by far the worst torture any child could face. The person who created this was rather the devil himself or just a huge maths geek. They took the child out of childhood. They even put an “x” at the end to try and be funny, haha! This website though, is the biggest waste of my life, you have to write everything down even if you know the answer. Most of the math nerds in my class think it’s great but the small minority of people with common sense (like myself) realise what garbage this website is. if your school just signed up for sparx maths, rest in peace, my friend
“Wanna go to the park

“Sos bro gotta do my Sparx maths”

“Haha, good luck

“It was nice knowing you
Sparx maths by I complain a lot March 29, 2022
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Sparx maths 

Maths ever so slightly more painful than hegarty designed to ruin your day
Go to town yeah we chilling innit

Nah bro gotta do my sparx maths
Sparx maths by Dan peely November 9, 2021

sparx maths 

living hell probally the worst homework to exist
"did you do sparx maths in the weekend " " nah noit due in till " proceeds to get thrown into a wall
sparx maths by mr manequin November 10, 2021

sparx maths 

you think hegarty maths is bad try sparx its much worse so much worse
your sparx maths is not due till friday but you still havent started it (proceeds to get bullied by the teacher for the whole lesson

Sparx maths 

Literal torture and waste of fucking time to the point you're up at 3am on a school night making up for the time lost doing it. Created by a worse descendant of Adolf Shitler. Anyone who says they like it is either lying or brain dead. Actually makes me appreciate Hegarty for once.

Sparx maths 

The embodiment of hell. I would not wish this shitty punishment upon even my worst enemy. Help me- no sparx is very good yes i love it. (HELP MY TOES ARE BEING CHOPEED OFF) yes i am getting so smart for saying 1+1=3 mhm mhmmmmm (HELP PLEASE NOT A DRILL)
Sparx maths is dogwater
ong bro ong
Sparx maths by Aesodynx May 21, 2023

Sparx Maths 

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.
Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*