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Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022
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sparkling wiggles

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers
by 0B3Y February 20, 2007
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sparkin' ole Sparky

When you drag your feet ascross nylon carpeting to build up a static charge then zap your dog "Sparky" on the nose.They hate that shit.
I got bit on the leg sparkin' ole Sparky.
by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011
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sparklypoo

In the Harry Potter fanon, a fifth Hogwarts house where the Mary Sues live. The term originated in a fancomic on Pirate Monkeys Inc.
"I started reading that fic but the characters all belong in Sparklypoo."
by GMonkey May 5, 2007
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sparkledog

Sparkledog is a term for an animal character, popularly a wolf or dog, which has unnatural colors, strange, usually clashy markings, lots of fluff and often a large amount of accessoiries like piercings, bandanas and collars, which it could not possibly apply to itself since it has no thumbs.

Usually used as a Fursona, they generally tend to have human intelligence and personality, although they are pretty much always quadrupedal.

Most have a backstory, which is usually rather complicated. A commonly used backstory is that the creature is an escaped lab animal. A style of backstory which is often used to explain its less realistic traits.

Sparkledogs tend to be drawn in a fuzzy and long-legged style, they usually do not closely resemble real dogs and may have additions like human hairstyles, retractable claws or wings.

There are generally two kinds of sparkledog: one kind is usually black or dull tones, evil or emo and has lots of spiked or 'gothy' items and usually a hairstyle which covers one or both eyes.
The other kind is more colorful, often incorporating rainbow colors in their design and commonly of magical origins. Those tend to be rather happy-go-lucky.

The term is generally used in a derogatory sense, since sparkledogs are often seen as trying too hard to be original. It can be misspelled for effect. If the animal is not a wolf or dog it can either be called a sparkleanimal, or 'dog' can be replaced by whatever species it is.
Someone just requested me to draw a sparkledog.
by Griffinsong March 8, 2009
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Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.
Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.
by Karate Jesus December 7, 2004
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sparkling wiggles

The origin comes from video that has surfaced on the Internet featuring a very young girl and two adults who are most likely her parents. In the video, the adults tell the girl to say "sparkling wiggles" repeatedly.

When the little girl attempts to say it, it sounds like "fucking niggers." The young girl is obviously oblivious to what she is actually saying, while the adults laugh about it.

While some consider this to be a harmless video, many comments left on the video on youtube.com and other sites show that many people are offended by this video.
Adult: "There are too many sparkling wiggles at the party."
Young Girl: "There are too many 'fucking niggers' at the party."

Adult: "Get a job sparkling wiggle."
Young Girl: "Get a job 'fucking nigger.'"
by SuperJake March 25, 2007
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