spare tire

In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"

I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out A 4 4.

by Jacaranda May 13, 2008

Inspector Spacetime

Inspector Spacetime is a cult classic British TV show, on air since 1962. The titular Inspector is an alien who has come to Earth to protect us from dangers throughout space and time. The Inspector travels in his famous X7 Dimensioniser Time Booth, or just "Booth",a red telephone box which is "just a little too small on the inside". The Inspector is the last of his species, the Infinity Knights. He fights alien enemies, such as the ever-feared Blorgons, the Digifleet, and the Sergeant. He travels with his many companions, such as Angie Lake, Constable Wigglesworth, the lovely mary sue, and the tragic pansexual James Haggard. A long runner with several spinoffs, Inspector Spacetime is truly a British classic.
No relation to community. Do not confuse with its imitator, the far worse doctor who.

1. Inspector Spacetime is much better than Doctor Who.

by sixseasonsandamovie June 25, 2012

The Spare Tire

Similar to the Third Wheel, the spare tire is that fifth person you bring on a double date who has to sit by themselves.

This can be especially embarrasing if the spare tire has to pull up a chair to a booth for four.

Spare tires are usually your socially awkward homies or people you feel bad for.

I'm never hanging out with Billy again. He said we were just going to the movies with 'some friends' but I actually just got played into being the spare tire!

by TheJbros11 January 15, 2011

Spare Tire

Playing off the expression third wheel, fifth wheel, etc. A spare tire is a person (male or female) that you bring with you on a date. If the date falls through or you're not having fun, you rely on the spare tire to get you through the night.

Ya she was a total bitch. Good thing I brought Gabe along as my spare tire.

by Dick Breaker April 23, 2010

spare tire

The huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman's frame because she is so fucking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. It can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their "hot bod," but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circumfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large .....

"Whenever Kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire."

by Helayne February 4, 2006

redneck spare tire

a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.

-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-

by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013

spare tire

The exsessice flab around a male waist

"mine's bigger" "what" my spare tire

by Anonymous September 14, 2003