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spare parts

Used as an insult. If you say someone is ‘spare parts’ then you’re calling them useless, or they’re so poor at what they are doing that they might as well be doing nothing.

In a co-op video game, if there’s someone in your party that ends up doing jack shit for the team, then you’d say they are “spare parts.”
Player 1: Dude, player 3 got no absolutely no kills the entire round.
Player 2: I know, right? He just sat on his ass the whole game!
Player 1: Yup—he’s spare parts.
by fish_dicks October 6, 2020
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spartaned

Getting thrashed in competition. The word has its origins in the 38-0 beatdown that the Michigan State Spartans suffered at the hands of Alabama on December 31st, 2015.
Jeb Bush is getting spartaned in the New Hampshire primary.
by Choir Boy 74 April 22, 2016
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Spartan Mask

The act of laying your cock and balls on another persons face. Making them look like a spartan
“Dude, I totally spartan masked Todd when he fell asleep. He had no idea.”
by Asswithtits January 18, 2018
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shareaholic

n., pl. -shareholics.

Individual addicted to posting online everything they see, experience or think.

One who compulsively posts their whole life online ala Facebook www.Facebook.com, Twitter www.Twitter.com, Digg www.digg.com, etc.
She was such a shareaholic she found herself thinking in Facebook status updates, and felt a deep sense of well-being when she discovered Shareaholic www.shareaholic.com
by Ultravioleta May 16, 2009
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Spartacussing

Swearing with lots of references to poop or genitals in the style of the TV show Spartacus.
Dude 1: Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass!
Dude 2: Stop spartacussing me!
by rrsquare August 3, 2012
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spare cycles

Phrase used by sadistic managers (particularly in IT) to describe any moment of spare time their employee(s) might have.

The implication is that the employee is like an old mainframe computer, and should be put to work for every second of the day or else corporate value is lost.
Boss: "Hey, Bob has some spare cycles, he can do these 29 extra tasks."

Bob: <grunts incoherently and shuffles closer to complete mental breakdown>
by Sam Scarma March 2, 2007
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sparta kick

1. The act of kicking someone in the chest after they incorrectly identify something with an "a" at the end.

2. Kicking someone in the chest.

Both derived from the famed scene in 300
1-
Person A: Aww, I see you're playing a xylophone.
Person B: THIS IS MARIMBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

2-
Dude did you see that UFC fight? That guy just totally got sparta kicked.
by hoboace December 27, 2007
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