Spant

A nick name It is a combination of name Snaggle pussy adopted Fragile looking pastey kid who thinks he can race but drives like a fag. Usually saw bucks in a corner because his fragile weak arms can't make the turn. Someone who can not lift up a little go Kart.
SOme one wo is afraid of school busses and must be driven to school.

You are such a spant. You drive like a a spant.

by Official Lord Ferrari January 20, 2009

Spant

Someone who uses the word "simp" way too much/out of context. These people are usually trend followers and its not uncommon to see them in reddit posts or youtube comment sections. They don't understand that "simp" has a specific definition and they just use it to aggravate every male who happens to be polite to a female in any way.

Mike: "Dude I just realized the waitress at this establishment is so polite and she even remembers my orders every time I come in, I should tip her or maybe even ask her out!"

Jake: "Ha, Simp"

Mike: "Shut up spant, calling people simps isn't going to make you look noble or get you laid".

by Spantacular September 7, 2020

spant

A spant is a certain type of terrifying bug native to Guatemala that appears to be a fire ant with 8 legs. Run from these creatures at all costs. Being bitten by a spant could result in sudden death.

Yikes! A spant!

by spantwatcher July 13, 2017

Spants

A cross between shorts and pants. 3/4 length shorts.

My, your spants are quite "core" today.

by John T. Boruff May 13, 2004

spant

A person who spends thier time going to the park and yelling at children.

He, Ha, look at that spant over there. She's making a complete fool of herself. She is at the park yelling at children! So dumb! Stupid spant! Ha, ha, he!

by Z4zebra March 4, 2012

Spants

(N.) Stretch pants; known in the modern era as "leggings"

"Did you see her spants? They were like totally see-through. Hashtag Lulu Lemon."
"Yeah."

by ManifestJestiny August 1, 2016

Spant

People who use the word *simp* way too often/out of context. These people are usually fortnite players or low-lifes on reddit who think they are funny. They don't understand that "simp" has a very specific definition and they just apply it to any male that that is polite towards a female in any way.

Mike: "Dude, the waitress at this establishment is very polite and she even remembers my orders every time I come in, I should tip extra or maybe even ask her out!"

Jake: "Simp"

Mike: "Jake we all know you are a spant and will probably live more of a lonely life than any of us"

by Spantacular September 7, 2020