Spanklenuts

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.

Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?

Oh, Brad ate them.

He is such a spanklenuts!

Yep, he sure is.

by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

sparkletower 5000

collective name for the female sexual reproductive system.

origin: comes from what happens when you take a mould of the female genitalia and sprinkle it with glitter

girl 1: omg my lady parts hurt!
girl 2: you mean your sparkletower 5000?

by H&R Block January 1, 2022

spankette

a. A flirtatious female who teases as if enticing someone to dare spank her.
b. A female (usually one who enjoys being spanked) whose buttocks are smaller, tighter, firmer than an average adult-shaped bottom.
c. A girl, or boy (probably gay), who likes being spanked, and either acts like, or whose slim shape resembles that of a young girl.

a. That girl's nothin' but a spankette - look at how she's behaving, what a naughty tease - somone should take her over their knee... and man, am I tempted.
b. Sure, she's kinda on the skinny side, but she's a pure spankette - man, what a cute, naughty little butt.
c. That little spankette's about to get a well deserved you-know-what.

by dragonjon April 27, 2007

spankledwarf

1. To spank a dwarf repeatedly
2. Funniest word to say

I love to spankledwarf!

by Jacob Lowe April 2, 2008

spankety spank

When you smack a girl's ass repeatedly.

I spankety spanked that bitch's ass for 3 hours before i came on her.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

skanklet

Any girl who drives a Grand-Am with a Dale Earnhardt sticker, smokes with the windows up, and wears an anklet.

That girl Cookie that live up the street is such a skanklet.

by ohashala May 5, 2010

sparkleting

when your hearts connect and you get that sparkle tingley feeling with that special someone !

Me and my boyfriend had our first kiss and we had sparkleting.

by bobina & bobashley..& bobamuel June 23, 2008