Spankline

noun A euphemism for a phone-sex number; a number which can be reached via telephone in order to engage someone, usually a female, in sexual verbal conversation. Made famous by Sammy Hagar on the Van Halen song “Spanked.”

“All you bad, bad boys…call her up on the spankline!”
“Man, I blew a hole in my wall from the load I pumped out while on the spankline!”

by MisterBigJake July 25, 2022

Spankwire Video

The most screwed up video surfing the internet at this moment. 2 Girls 1 Cup and BME Pain Olympics Combined are a mere fraction of how fucked up this video is.

It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.

Scarred Person: Have you seen the Spankwire Video?
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...

by deejjj April 13, 2009

Spandies

spandex esp. spandex shorts

YAY! The volley ball team gets to wear spandies instead of shorts now!

by melmart August 27, 2008

cocker-spankiel

Slang for a wanker,(who may or may not also be a dog). It's very apt because it fuses the words "cock" and "spank" while triggering the amusing visual of a cocker-spaniel dog.

"If you were a dog, you'd be a cocker-spankiel!"

by benjiboy January 11, 2005

spankies

Underware or the briefs worn under a cheerleading or pon pom uniform.

"Wait dont come in yet, I only have my spankies on!"

by frog4lunch November 6, 2003

spankwire

Guys that do not enjoy watching redt*be, or youp*rn resort to Spankwire for relieving personal use.

And is not necessarily involving spanking

After you leave, I'm going to have a Spankwire Sesh.

by Sluggerette March 21, 2009

spankidextrous

The ability to spank with equal efficiency using either hand.

oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was spanka yo, wot a spankidextrous !

by smart pants guy October 11, 2013