noun A euphemism for a phone-sex number; a number which can be reached via telephone in order to engage someone, usually a female, in sexual verbal conversation. Made famous by Sammy Hagar on the Van Halen song “Spanked.”
“All you bad, bad boys…call her up on the spankline!”
“Man, I blew a hole in my wall from the load I pumped out while on the spankline!”
“Man, I blew a hole in my wall from the load I pumped out while on the spankline!”
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It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.
It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.
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Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...
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"If you were a dog, you'd be a cocker-spankiel!"
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And is not necessarily involving spanking
And is not necessarily involving spanking
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