Salading

The act of getting salad

To go prepare a salad

To have a fun salad adventure

Evelyn and Ella love salad so much, they made salading a daily thing at the cafeteria.

"Hey Ella! I'm so hungry! Lettuce go salading!" Said Evelyn.

"Oh my green gosh! Totally! I want some salad so bad right now!" Ella exclaimed.

by Evelyn and Ella May 14, 2014

wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.

At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.

by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008

Spalding Beer

A half empty (or half full depending on how you look at it) can or bottle of beer. Most found during or after private school parties. Occurs when Catholic school boys try to look really cool by saying "hey brah, I drank like 25 beers last night"...when really all they did was drink 3 sips then put the can down to get a new one.

You could get wasted if you drank the SPALDING BEERS that are laying around.

damn, this must have been a private school party...there are lax stix and spalding beers everywhere.

by Biznah September 19, 2005

Shalaxing

A failed attempt of an infinitive verb used by parents (who think they are using the modern slang word "chillaxing") in order to appear "cool" and "with-it" to their teenage/young adult children.

"Are you guys planning on doing something 'cool' for spring break, or are you just planning on 'shalaxing'?

by aldous.h February 17, 2010

spalding

any abandoned beverage especially/typically occurring after/during a big party...coined by the Beasters of EC Glass High School class of 1990

It is a reference/ode to "Spalding" the teenage character in "Caddy Shack" who at one point in the movie slinks down the bar finishing all the left behind beers and cocktails

There were a bunch a lighweights at the party last night as indicated by the hundreds of spaldings we had to clean up.

by jcollege May 18, 2009

slaxing

A combination of relaxing and slacking, basically the essence of the good life.

- Hey, what are you doing tonight man?
- Oh nothing, just slaxing.
- That's what's up!

by paper shoes August 6, 2009

Splatingus

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

by val!!<3 March 3, 2023