A 'sports dad'. The kind that yells at his own kids at sporting events to do better, run faster, etc. Or worse, yells at his kids' teammates or the kids on the opposing team. The male version of a spom.
by patriot1872 January 2, 2008

SPAD
by Seanathon Bon July 27, 2009

Semen Projected at Disgrace.
When a man ejaculates during a socially unacceptable occasion or at a time when it really is not necessary.
When a man ejaculates during a socially unacceptable occasion or at a time when it really is not necessary.
Paramedic attends to a road collision
Paramedic: "oh my god why is there semen all over this windscreen!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: "sorry but I tried to help but seen she had passed away and I SPad"
At a funeral
Rev Fingerboy: "we release this soul to heav.....fucking hell who has shot man muck all over this coffin!!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: " I apologise profusely but I really feel passionate about their passing and simply had to SPaD"
Paramedic: "oh my god why is there semen all over this windscreen!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: "sorry but I tried to help but seen she had passed away and I SPad"
At a funeral
Rev Fingerboy: "we release this soul to heav.....fucking hell who has shot man muck all over this coffin!!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: " I apologise profusely but I really feel passionate about their passing and simply had to SPaD"
by Dr Stranglewank December 2, 2020

Abbreviation for sports administration at Laurentian University. Considered the Brads and Chads of Laurentian. These students can be found in packs with two-fours of Coronas because its always rona season and can be seen ripping up Sudbury on Canadian Party Life. Many other students at laurentian refer to these student "SPAD boys, bad boys" or "SPAD girl, bad girl". Contrary to popular belief, these students likely work harder than most students at Laurentian University. Students can be spotted sporting a "Spadurdays are for the boys" flag
Meagan: Crystal, why have I done all the SPAD boys?
Crystal: They're SPAD boy bad boys, it's just how it is.
"Are you going to watch the NHL draft tonight?"
"Are you kidding? As a SPAD student, isn't it mandatory to watch?"
Crystal: They're SPAD boy bad boys, it's just how it is.
"Are you going to watch the NHL draft tonight?"
"Are you kidding? As a SPAD student, isn't it mandatory to watch?"
by Spad Gal 2021 July 8, 2018

The McDonald's on spads is bumping.
by MikeHawk122341 February 22, 2022

by CallMeValentine August 9, 2023

When you are just normally driving, a branch line train suddenly appears out of nowhere, give you a red signal where you have no time to stop.
Commonly used at the roblox game Stepford County Railway.
Commonly used at the roblox game Stepford County Railway.
by Wetstand May 19, 2022
