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I bruised my spacer trying to 50-50 a gnarly kinked handrail.
by Blingo the Clown March 25, 2003
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Spacer

A person who is prone to casual daydreaming, devil-may-care carelessness and forgetfulness. For most purposes, the word is synonymous with stoner
'Gary forgot to bring those gauzes into uni AGAIN today.'
'Jesus, what a spacer!'
by Dough-Planet January 11, 2009
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Spacer

John is a spacer for life, he's always on myspace some how. He even has a myspace app on his phone.
by YoungL March 16, 2010
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Spacer Police

Spacer Police is a group of keyboard warriors, most of which are living in their mom's basement, that have a very false believe with absolutely no known proof that mortar racks with spacers are much safer than mortar racks without spacers.
Most of this small group of misinformed individuals love to blab their mouths on social media hiding behind a keyboard while spewing misinformation based on absolutely zero proof of their claims. They are clearly jealous of someone's success and since their opinion is more important than anyone else's, therefore it must be truth rather than opinion. If you try to disagree with them and even provide proof that with or without spacers, there is massive inherent danger with mortar shells, and distance is the only safe barrier, you immediately become subject to name calling defamation and slander across all the pyro social media pages and platforms.
Moral of the story don't be a part of the Spacer Police. It's ok to have your opinion, but don't be giant douche bag because someone doesn't agree with you or is more successful than you.
All mortar racks should have spacers; they are much safer and will hold together in the event of a cato. Racks without spacers are dangerous and will blow apart, says everyone that is badge holding member of the Spacer Police.
by pyroguru July 13, 2025
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Total Spacer

A person who is a bit of a day dreamer, but generally happy, easy going person, just oblivious to what is going on around them.
Friend 1: Oi You total spacer i waved at you today and you ignored me

Friend 2: i didn't ignore you man, i must have been spacing!! sorry didn't see you
by Total Spacer May 24, 2010
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Two spacer

Someone who inserts two spaces after a full stop when typing meaning someone then has to delete all the extra spaces after. Also known as a double spacer or scum of the earth.
Oh no, we just gave her the job and then realised she's a two spacer
by Angrytypist May 20, 2017
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Face-Spacer

A person who is a member of all the social networking sites and spends way too much time on them.
All you Face-Spacer's need to get a life.
by kejo66 March 12, 2009
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