Space Jam

The act of a male masturbating or engaging in sexual activities involving the penis while orbiting in outer space. As the male ejaculates, gravity keeps some semen from leaving the penis, thus remaining stuck in the penis. The penis is then space jammed.

Jackie: Yo Gregory! I heard you and Janet just got back from the moon, how was it?

Gregory: Pretty sweet man but we tried to fuck in the cargo bay of the space ship and I got so space jammed, it took me forever to get it out.

Jackie: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt..........

by spacejammer August 10, 2009

Space Jam

To wear Nike Air Jordans while fucking a girl.

I totally Space Jam that girl when I was in LaFrance's room.

by North_North June 23, 2014

Space Jams

A bastardized gimmicky version of my all- time favorite Jordans: the 11's. Just another marketing gimmick by Jordan that wannabe sneakerheads and hypebeasts lined up for. Quality is no where near the original 11's and sadly people paid 175$ for them.

Adrian: Yo I'm a real Jordan-head cause I waited all night at the mall just to cop a pair of Space Jams!!!
Me: SMH

by Mike Huntttttttt August 19, 2010

Space Jammed

When your bitch ass friend steals your skill in order to win a bet or competition of any sort

Well i bet i could shoot three free throws but James Space Jammed me and shot them all blind folded.

by Girdlemaster June 09, 2017

space-jammed

1. verb. Generally used to describe the certain kicking of butt. Essentially, it means you took a severe wallopping.

1. Watch your back, shoe thief, 'cause I'm gonna space-jam your ass!
2. Oo nasty bruise, shoe thief, you got space-jammed.

by lizzip April 21, 2005

Space Jammed

When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.

Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.

Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!

by frobrowilldo July 12, 2017

space jam

when weird sounding techno music is played and people jam to it.

we were having a space jam in the car

by jailbaitttt July 22, 2009