A town full of mostly arrogant, pompose, pretensious morons who believe that owning (read: leasing) fancy cars, having a large house (read: having a massive mortage) and owning designer stuff is the purpose of life. Fortunately, there are some people who live there who can spell properly and also understand the fundamental difference between being a good high school football team and being a good town. Contains somethings that are worth noting: a handful of starbucks, at least 5 foodstores a Home Depot, a Lowe's, a Costco... basically Southlake could function as it's own country. The reason for this is due to the fact that a majority of the vehicles driven in Southlake are SUVs that get <10MPG, so they can't drive to Grapevine without having to fill up there cars twice. My God I'm ashamed I grew up there.
When Billy left Southlake no one really gave a crap about his high school state ring he worked at McDonald's because he had no academic skills whatsoever.
by rich1293884 September 14, 2006
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by fuckmebeautiful July 28, 2008
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people are so stereotypical about us . ok so we have expensive clothes bags houses and cars . we are also nice. not all of us are stuck up bitches who walked about carrying thousands of dollars in their purse. were just wealthy and good at football. yah so stop stereotyping about us cause i like where i live ... southlake is the best!!:)
people are so stereotypical about us . ok so we have expensive clothes bags houses and cars . we are also nice. not all of us are stuck up bitches who walked about carrying thousands of dollars in their purse. were just wealthy and good at football. yah so stop stereotyping about us cause i like where i live ... southlake is the best!!:)
by zoester38475755 March 15, 2011
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"Hey, there's a rich white kid who's good at football and drives a Hummer!"
"Oh, he lives in Southlake."
"Oh, he lives in Southlake."
by Oh snap March 27, 2005
Get the Southlake mug.were the #1 team in the nation and we won state champs in one season knwo thats the shit right there. we were rich and guess whatr we love it and we love beint the shit of texas and we know yall are jelouse so live with it
by mekensie April 26, 2005
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by mekensie,taylor,brooke,lauren and everyone in southlake May 13, 2005
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